Video transcript:
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asmr
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testing
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i’m reading tropical but i’m tasting
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armpit
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hello everybody welcome back to my
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channel if you don’t already know
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my name is aspen i’m an american living
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in fantastic munich germany
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and i talk about what it’s like living
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abroad today’s video is not
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really german related it’s actually
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french
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i have a new really great friend also
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youtuber her name is diane and her
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channel is we in france he did the
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sweetest thing and she sent me this big
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christmas package of french
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candies and treats some of them are
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christmasy some of them are normal
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there was this like santa
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kinder thing but when i opened the box
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it was broken but i saw the toy
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oh it’s a christmassy toy if you guys
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don’t already know
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kinder is this chocolate in europe
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there’s usually like the kinder eggs
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inside
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there’s always this little plastic
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seeing the plastic thing
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you open it and there’s always like
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little pieces and then there’s usually
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the little
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instructions this one is christmasy
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i don’t know what this is okay so i’m
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just gonna say
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it’s not that i can’t put children’s
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toys together these are
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tricky the elf he goes on his little
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seat
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back part of the seat
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what these are however here we go manny
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mo
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let’s go with some pretty or some
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i’m ready
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it’s a bear yes very nice
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chocolatey and oh i think it’s
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marshmallow inside
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it’s just almost but not quite and in
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the states marshmallows are really light
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and fluffy and airy and good
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and then and french candy marshmallows
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they’re like
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dense and there’s no fluff
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it’s just a little or in germany they
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have these harry bows that are like
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susan moyes or something like sweet
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little mice and it’s typing with like
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these
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marshmallows but they’re not
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marshmallows they’re just like
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hard pick snacks next oh let’s join
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these um
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oh mojito
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interesting choice
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this is the cutest but goofiest thing
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i’ve ever seen
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so it’s like a little box sort of mojito
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bottles
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oh my goodness i wonder what they taste
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like though
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oh it’s like dark chocolate
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with just this mojito flavor
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but just really stinging alcohol flavor
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[Music]
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thank you diane but this one i oh it’s a
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weird one
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so this one i’m actually excited about
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the caramel
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this one i lived in france this was one
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of my favorite candies yes
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extra bonus points diane you the best
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earlier my camera actually died and i
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took a quick look at the footage
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apologies because my new mic
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is a little bit more sensitive than i’m
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used to i uh
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know how much you can hear my mouth in
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the packages
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but we’re just gonna have to accept this
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is gonna be a bit of a little
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asmr testing
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all right so they look like this
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basically like these little caramel
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things i like these ones because they’re
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like
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not hard hard caramel not like soft
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caramel
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but like middle caramel the texture of
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them
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because they’re really hard like that
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but just still like a little soft
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oh but i’m pretty certain you guys can
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hear like all that’s going on in the
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mouth
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this is caramel but it’s just a little
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bit more
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to it now these ones
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i’m super excited one of these later
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palette cleanse now for something new
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oh man i mean this
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i don’t think you guys can see that so
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we’re just gonna like
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pretend like so we got those done we
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have that
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um let’s try with the bo
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mini fruity strawberry love mmm
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extra soft i believe that’s what that
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word is
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i’m okay with this it comes with like
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how we go and everything
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i don’t like when they’re too hard my
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favorite ones are always like the really
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soft ones
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these smell really good
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that’s why they’re called strawberry
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love oh i can smell the love
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inside
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okay this isn’t my favorite not
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aggressively strawberry flavored
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i’m a happy camper
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nice let’s try these ones captain tiller
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chocolate milk chocolate
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i can’t commit to trying to read
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everything in french it’s i
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didn’t understand it but i just sound
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terrible speaking it how i feel speaking
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is just like basically um
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yeah all these ones are cool promising
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oh that is a crunchy boy
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ones are amazing because they’re so
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light and so crispy
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it’s like if you have the tiniest
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tiniest little bit of little
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crispy thingy like a little tiny little
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little like blanket just a little tucked
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you in a little kiss on the head
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soft on top of caramel rolled it up put
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some chocolate in it
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very delicately then yeah guys like
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french candies i think
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typically when it comes to candy i never
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think
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france is where i want to get my
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favorite candies but
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i don’t know if you guys have any that
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you really enjoy comment below let me
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know
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ooh i think this one’s just sour and i’m
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interested
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pickford
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as i said i can’t pronounce to save my
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life but
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something like i think a fishing line is
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that what that means
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fishing line fishing something about
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fishing
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flavors okay we have
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peach iced tea it’s kind of random
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no raspberry
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pom cassis i don’t quite know what that
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is but
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pom cassie’s framboise something
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something
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raspberry let’s see what these burnt
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heads are all about
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it’s on like donkey kong whoa
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okay
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this is peach iced tea
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i’m here for it i like i like a sour
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gummy rope but the peach ice tea is just
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a strange flavor
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to put in the mix you know like you
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think maybe just like peach but
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i see it does taste like that what’s
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this yellow one
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oh i’m reading tropical but i’m tasting
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armpit
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i’m not a glitter so we’re gonna try all
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these flavors
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okay and then now we have left is the
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this is the whatever i don’t know what
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it is so something something
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raspberry
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i don’t know what flavor this is
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no there’s no match last but not least
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we have the big box of alcohol chalk
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what do we got what do we got oh it’s
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just like a little free-for-all in here
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out here too i like this one that’s
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shaped like a cork so we’re gonna give
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that a go first
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there’s a lot of liquid very strong
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liquid oh my goodness
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those are wet and this one looks a
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little bit like a
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tomato
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so we got the corks down excellent we
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got the cherry bombs
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now we have these other ones which is a
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little ball with a little leaf
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also i don’t get people that do like
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these taste testing videos all the time
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it’s so stressful
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i’m just gonna say like there was some
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good stuff on that care package
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thank you so much diane but
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these are these are rough i can’t
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imagine somebody just being like
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guess who’s getting a treat today it’s
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me i’m gonna just have one of these
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last one we have is the cognac not to be
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confused with the cork we already have
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the cork but now we have the little
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barrel i love it this is adorable i’m
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here for it let’s see
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okay
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no thank you again so much diane
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i’m gonna hang on tight to my
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strawberries
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um um caramels
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since it didn’t fall on the floor these
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are amazing other stuff was good too
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these are stressful if you haven’t
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checked out dan’s channel we in france
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she’s an american expat that talks about
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what it’s like living in france
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links are below go say hi he’s amazing
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and this is probably one of the most
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funnest christmas presents i’ve gotten
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so far i hope you guys are having a good
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day
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and i will talk to you later ciao
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